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Friday, July 17, 2020

THE DAILY OBSERVER-45

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18 July 2020

Event of today : Sanjay Soi live discussion on fb at 1900 hrs.

Vish clocked in early with an airline joke and was halfway through the TDO when it was deleted for minor corrections. What a marvel, press a button here and something gets deleted in phones all over the world
in a jiffy! Pitamah has shed his shrubbery and now looks like Dhurandar Bhatavadekar as per Vijay Chowgule while Sanjay Mishra is of the opinion that he should do
away with his moustache and put on gold-rimmed specs. What a transformation ! Prompted Mandy to post a ghazal and Satish to post an entire movie.Venki posted a song sung by both Rafi & Kishore. Ian made up for his late start in the day by posting CSD regulations,photos and songs.Umar posted a dance video and Nirbhye a joke."You get peace of mind by quietening and relaxing the restless mind" was USJi's good morning message. Then surely the last thing to do is to open up this site - it has just the opposite effect ! After softening the target with this misleading opening stayement he unleashes " Wrap your head -Post pandemic scenario"  later in the day :-
" Laissez-faire is meant for freedom in trade so that human potential is utilised without any restriction but if the selective restrictions are created for monopolistic strangulations which encourages  predatory pricing, then certainly that defeats the very purpose of having a fair competitive ground for all the players. " How's that for making the strongest heads spin and go looking for a strong drink ? Do i hear Satbir chuckling in glee? Suresh Dikshit's cheerful morning greetings was followed by a a zippy dhol video post by MS Sidhu. Sawant broke the news that the system of Police Stn Bail has been abolished, Prabhat and Satish commented skeptically.
Brar posted news of the day and Sirohi his morning greetings. Uttam Sarkar posted an old fwd on Gen Hooda which almost triggered a full-scale sand-model ex but for the timely intervention of Vidur, who deftly steered the conversation to safer channels. But not before it was noticed by Mohinder Pratap.
Nice to see there are watchful eyes
overseeing the goings-on.Ian was quite amused and could not stop himself from making a remark. Gurvi was quick to warn him not to leave the group or else......! Lal and Neel Desh returned to peace.In-between Alfred managed to post a nice band recital by Nagaland Police
ladies. What a band ! Shiv posted his share of puzzles, videos and cartoons . Mishraji was happy that the "active Covid cases in Delhi are showing a negative trend." Vidur questioned and Chowgule further confused the issue with his answer:-
"We have 'False Positives' and 'True Negatives'.Then we have 'Negative Active'.We can also have 'Positive Inactive' which those positive cases who get konked off finally become 'inactive'. Hope this satisfies the query." Satish's "fearless American" video is hilarious.Ian's video-song Gumsum looks like an apt theme-song for this grp of ours,must-see. Ajay Deb added his thoughts on controversies in the evening. SBT marked out his own territory in no uncertain terms - Ocean of Sanatan Dharma on one side and Sea of Constitutional authorities on the other. Step in and he will bite.Vidur gave SBT a bowlful to chew on in return. Come sunset, USG was back after Golf with a peg in hand and " Blissful moments of night with a Senorita".An evening of ghazals, light music and dance followed incl a Jaspal Bhatti video by Arvind Singh. Ajay Deb exchanged pleasantries with USG and everyone cheered, all political and other debates laid to rest. Rakesh Gulati and USG have shared blogsites for  those interested.
Happy weekend ahead ! Cheers !

THE DAILY OBSERVER-44

😎THE DAILY OBSERVER-44😎

(AWARDED INTELLIGENCE* STAR BY THE RT.HON. IAN KERR ESQ.)
*equiv to Magsaysay/Pulitzer
Published in Chennai with branches
in Phagwara,Br. Columbia & Kaneda

17 Jul 2020

PK Sharma shared the most imp info
yesterday regarding  bras in Punjab - it seems the sizes range from 'Chotte' to 'Hai O Rabba' to 'O Teri Behn Di'. In Manjeet Sidhu's view,the entire universe can read Gurbani and accordingly he posted Sangrant blessings to all early in the a.m. in the said language. Naithani posted an interesting puzzle on squares & Uttam Sarkar posted a video on Jio Glass which was repeated by Umar in the p.m.Sawant posted a music video with old Hindi favourites sung by what looked like a Chinese lady singer. Yesterday's TDO missed mentioning two excellent u-tube video compilations of the Course posted by USG. Mandip posted photos of Bhagira in Kabini forest. Alfred posted about Jitender Singh Shunty,a good samaritan who got Covid after rendering exemplary  community service.Luthra added a new dimension by posting some business news.Venki posted  the old classic " Those were the days".S Murali over-ruled the TDO disclaimer while Ian threatened to increase his number of posts.Sirohi said Good morning with a message and Suresh Dikshit with a photo of green English countryside. Shiv and Co. killed softly with a senti song using those words. Sawant posted a Manekshaw video & Ian posted three oldies incl Where's ur mamma gone.USG posted his article about China flexing its muscles in the South China Sea. Now came the bombshell from RS Rathore who had been quietly receiving WA greetings since midnight saying that it was a bogey. On being told to check up his documents he privately mailed and said he was ready for a change of date provided a new one was alloted to him ! Did he mean a new wife?JP Singh posted a fwd on Covid precautions.Saxi posted a clip of the English version of Guide.Brar is still checking his fingertip to see if he had used much more pressure  and energy than necessary to fwd a video-joke. Semwal fwd a post about middle rung officers. Mandy posted a beautiful nature video. Luthra and Pratap Ghosh contributed to the midnight proceedings. Umar posted about Jagdeep and Satish a belly-dance video. SBT added some eye-candy and Arvind Singh some videos.Vidur and the two Uttams exchanged some friendly banter and photos/ videos/ songs in the afternoon. In the evening, Vidur posted a lettter
purported to be written by a wrong notion YO but withdrew the same seeing the reaction. Satbir then did what Alfred would call " pulling the lion's ears " while Saxy would use cruder terms to describe the same. For sure, the lion roared for some time ! Saving the rest for the next edition, maybe  another one soon. Have a lovely happy Friday everyone.