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Mon 31 Aug 2020

WTF !!! What a way to begin yet another week. Ye ho kya raha hai?

Things had started becoming somewhat dull on this site.Learned honourable members had started becoming extra-polite and careful with their comments, lest anyone get offended and take the extreme step. The site which used to hum like a hornet's nest suddenly started sounding like a bunch Sunday School choirboys discussing good deeds with the padre after a particularly moving sermon.So the sight of Sirohi leaving the group was seen by The Observer as a golden opportunity to introduce some  fireworks into the system after speaking to him. Sirohi's voice on the phone immediately after he had committed the act sounded as if it is coming from far far away and the tone was one of shock and bewilderment at what his finger had done when he tried to find Wishard's phone number in order to greet him personally. He was full of apologies and keen to get back .

A little before the message of Sirohi leaving the group came on the screen, there had been a highly academic interaction between USG and Vidur on the China imbroglio. There was nothing before or after that which could have offended even the Pope, leave aside a hardened old rum-swigging soul like Sirohi. Hence this message was posted by me :

     " Just spoke to Sirohi. He is very angry for all the false statements on the Chinese situation & other such irresponsible and insensitive comments on this site. So he left ".

After a long silence, during whuch presumably many guilt-filled souls checked out the messages that had been posted earlier, Ian had this to say :

      "Very insensitive to get angry with others views,everyone is free to have his view no matter what it is."

My Response :

   "Ian, he is angry with you also for the jokes u have posted."

Ian : " He seems to be leading a very restricted life." ( This message has since been deleted )

Rakesh Gulati :

  "What does that mean Ian? "

Sanjay Mishra ( replying to my msg) :

Why what does he believe in

" कोई हमारी धरती पर नहीं घुसा है "

Oberoi ( Reply to Rakesh's msg ) :

In a shell. Horse blinders.  Rakesh anything more to explain 😊

Ian :

Not open to others views

Vidur Nevrekar :

Sharath, I know Sirohi well.

I know him yet better after two (could be beer or may be Patiala)

He is very dear friend and sensible man to get angry with similar thinking people.😜😂

Ian :

No wonder tum Brig bane😂😂😂

Vidur :

Sirohi was on bd.😜😂

Naithani :

Sirohi ki ungli phisal sakti hain leking mann aur dimag nahin ,even after 2/4 large.🍻🍻🍻🍻

Ian :

Sale hum saab budhe ho gaye hai par still get senti on minor things like, Likes & dislikes

Vidur ;

Look who is talking😜😂

VK Duggal ;

Agreed. Rootha Na Karo MERI meri Jaan is one message to be sent to all.

Ian to me  :

Politics & religious posts stopped earlier,now turn to stop views and jokes as well.

Ian to Vidur :

😂😂😂😂 you seem a changed man😄😄😄😄

Alfred :

Guys let's not get over worked up, Shirohi will come back where else he will go

Vidur :

Who is getting worked up?

Sharath to aisehi maza le raha hai😂😂

Rakesh Gulati to Oberoi :

No no thanks umesh. I am a wise man today after your lessons on wisdom.

Oberoi to Rakesh :

Kabhi kabhi hum bhi tang adda lete hain

Rakesh :

Koi nayi baat karo😀😜

Vidur to Oberoi :

कभी कभी❓❓❓

Rakesh Gulati :

Taking a break friends. And let me assure you that neither has anybody prompted nor am I worked up. It is only and only personal reason. Bahut dheet hun. I don’t give up so easily. So let nobody take the credit for my departure from the group. You guys are awesome! Take care. Stay safe. Stay strong!

And finally signing off: 

“ kyun darein hum zindagi mein kya hoga. Har waqt kyun sochen ki bura hoga. Badhte rahen manzilon ki aur hum. Kuch nahi mila toh kya, tazurba toh naya hoga”

Vish :

Bhai log can someone make me understand one thing. Even if it’s for personal reasons why should someone leave the group. Why can’t we just avoid opening the group messages. Singleton whiskey case for who can make me understand this 🤪🤣😜 We love Rakesh & will miss him till he returns.

Nirbhye :

Vish, even if one does not actively contribute,  just being part of the group is fun, and sometimes fun is stressful too, being away fro fun/stress sometimes is meaningful. just my thought though.

Vish :

You are right Nirbhye. I just love to read every comment posted, though I don’t contribute much still I feel I am connected with the happenings in the group.

A Court of Inquiry will assemble forthwith to determine the circumstances under which Rakesh Gulati left the group at midnight.

Presiding Officer : Mohinder Pratap

Members : Navnit Kumar

                  T L Verma

                   VK Duggal

Proceedings will be submitted to The Observer so that case of Singleton promised by Vish Pathak can be claimed immediately.

HAPPY ONAM TO ALL