THE DAILY OBSERVER-(56)

 😎THE DAILY OBSERVER-56😎

Sun 26 Dec 2020

      KISSAN ( LOG)-JAM

          It's the season of festivities, normally a time of rejoicing when one can hear the milk of human kindness literally sloshing around all over with pleasantries being exchanged on a large scale.One would have expected to find a similar clime to be prevailing in this group too as 2020 draws to an end and we await 2021 with cheerful anticipation. The same way we have done for so many years, cheer and bonhomie very much being the flavours of the season.

          But it looks like that is not to be, we are in for a time of strife and ill-will as the prevailing atmosphere around inevitably invades our homes. Suddenly, each one of us seems to be inescapably drawn into this boiling poison-filled cauldron full of intolerance, despite all our better sense,learning and training. We are becoming more and more inclined to forget the fact that the international boundary does not lie along the Bar Nala and the enemy forces continue to be Nark Desh and Chandal Desh. Neither is Akali dal the staple diet of sons of the soil in Punjab and Haryana.The IT warfare that has been unleashed by vested interests has made us all feel as if we are in a situation of eye-ball to eye-ball confrontation right at home. No wonder we find our Johny- come -lately in the group pleading for intervention of the " Admin ". So lost is he that he has not noticed that this is a grouop where " u have to bring the change u desire" as that by-now famous Gariahat bus- conductor quipped. We all are admin Sirji, each one of us, thanks to Alfie's wisdom !

           In such a CQB situation, GCs recalling their training have dashed into cover and many have started firing in the dark with all the arms and ammunition at their disposal at anything that moves i.e anything voicing a contrary viewpoint. As in all such situations , many shots find their targets at which there is immediate merciless retaliation. Pitamah made this observation yesterday and conveyed as much in a very sweet language which all of us seem to understand much better than the one supposed to be used in Parliament. Bur the battle rages on, seemingly endlessly. Any media house worth its salt would allow for a bloody genocide to take place without intervening and then enjoy reporting. Or even better still, fan the flames as our Tantrik friend from Didiland seems to so fond of  doing; and watch the fun. Reminds one of how we all once transformed into a real bloodthirsty crowd while watching boxing bouts between the Red and Blue corners.

         In these days of the Bhakti movement, the easiest way to draw fire is by dropping a A-bhakt bomb like Ultra-Sensitive-ji did, without naming anyone in particular. The guilty parties lost no time in identifying themselves by the speed and ferocity of their retaliation. Just when things looked to be summering down somewhat, the entire fiasco was kicked off anew ironically by an attempt at getting to the roots of the problem in a purely analytical non-partisan and logical fashion. 

      Having duly exhibited an overall ignorance of the ground realities of a situation much beyond their grasp,it is hoped that there will now be a lasting cease-fire and all forces will move back to their peace -time locations. Exercise Andhadhund has been called off Sirs .

    Notice how the Chief Signal 

Officer goes missing at the first sign of a communications breakdown ?

      On a lighter note - it is learnt that the UP Police has solved an old case of Love-Jihad which occured at Saharanpur in ' 85 and the culprit(s) is/are likely to be nabbed by this evening. There may be a re-enactment and re-construction  of the crime at the mauka-e-wardaat today .